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If you have ever struggled to come up with high impact, big laugh
comedy material for your stand-up comedy act, speech or presentation...
"The 3 Strategies You MUST Use Immediately If You Want To Have A Killer
Stand-up Act Now"
Find out how one struggling comedian turned his seriously lame comedy
act into a high impact laughter event... almost overnight after
discovering the
Killer Stand-up Comedy System!
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Clayburn Cox! <<
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kind. Laughter generation results in any online stand-up comedy video
are always confirmed using Comedy Evaluator Pro.
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From Comedian J. R. Redwater (PAR Score 50+):
Hey Steve!
I am one of the Native American comedians featured in the upcoming
American Indian Comedy Slam on the Showtime Network in December 2009.
I wanted to let you know that I started with the Killer Stand-up Comedy
System 5 1/2 years ago. I have enjoyed an amazing and lucrative
stand-up comedy career in record time as a direct result of your
system.
I constantly monitor my PAR Score using your Comedy Evaluator Pro
software and have reached sustained laughter levels above 60 during my
shows.
So, if anyone out there doubts the effectiveness of your system for
even one minute, just send them my way. They WON'T have any doubts when
I am done.
I just cannot thank you enough.
J. R. Redwater
Professional Comedian
reservationsensation
From Comedian Tim Hawkins (PAR Score 50+):
Dude, this Killer Stand-up Comedy System course is the real deal.
You've put into words what every comic that's out there needs to read,
and I mean now.
I've been performing standup for about 8 years and after going through
the materials once, it has revolutionized the way I approach writing.
Seriously, the pressures of writing and developing new stuff is wearing
off on a daily basis.
I could really go on, but I just wanted to commend you on this work.
Because it works. My goal is an hour of new stuff in a year. Bring it
on.
Tim Hawkins
Professional Comedian
timhawkins
From the Desk of:
Steve Roye
The Professor of Funny for Money
Author of the Killer Stand-up Comedy System
__________________________________________________________________
"As Hard As I Tried In The Beginning,
I Sucked!"
I was 33 years old in 1992 when I started my stand-up comedy career -
for the second time. What makes someone even think about becoming a
comedian?
The reasons I had were the exact same reasons you have now.
I was an medical educator in the Navy at the time (I retired from
active duty in 1999) and I took another stab at it, because...
I could make a classroom full of students laugh so hard that it would
disturb the other classes -- teaching what would normally be considered
painfully dry and boring topics.
So I figured that taking a shot at stand-up comedy wouldn't really be
that hard. I remember vividly what I was thinking when I first made
the decision to become a stand-up comedian:
"All I had to do was write some jokes, tell them on stage and soon I
would be discovered!
It can't be that hard.
And I know I can be funnier
than anybody on TV."
Boy, I was naive in the beginning.
I knew in my heart that I was funny enough for the stage and could make
something big out of stand-up comedy.
I thought if I just had some good information on how to write great
jokes, I was on my way to success! I did what seemed like the smartest
thing to do at the time...
I spent hundreds of dollars buying every book I could find and taking
workshops on how to write, develop, and perform stand-up comedy
material.
I studied joke-writing techniques day and night. I wrote joke after
joke, then rewrote them over and over again until I believed they were
as funny as they could possibly be.
I spent countless hours memorizing and performing my "killer jokes."
From Comedy Contest Winner Travon Free:
I started doing stand up comedy in college almost 3 years ago and I was
pretty funny and had decent sets when I started out.
But I knew I was missing something and the big shots in stand-up aren't
eager to take you under their wings.
Then I discovered the Killer Stand-up Comedy System last year.
I began applying the techniques and ideas in your system to the talent
I already had and everything changed.
I begin to have sets so great I couldn't hear myself talk over the
laughs.
I entered the Uncle Clyde comedy contest at the Ice House comedy club
in Pasadena, California. The contest starts with about 50 comedians and
ends with the final ten showcased in the main room of the Ice House
comedy club.
With the help of the Killer Stand-up Comedy System, not only did I make
it to the finals, I won!
Even the people competing said my set was far and away the best. I was
awarded $500 and the honor of being booked for a week worth of shows at
the Ice House.
I would highly recommend your system to anyone starting in comedy and
for anyone whose been doing it but hasn't gotten to where they want to
be.
Thanks Steve!
Travon Free
Professional Comedian
Another comment from an entertainment professional about the Killer
Stand-up Comedy System:
Steve,
My name is Alba Sanchez. I have been a performer for many years and I
have written comedy in Spanish, English and Spanglish for theater, and
TV.
I have been The Face of HBO Latino for the last 2 1/2 years.
I have not tackled stand-up because I just couldn't write the way the
comedy books were saying is the only way to do it.
I am considered a story teller, which is suppose to be a no no.
Bottom line: I love your approach to comedy writing!
It seems very organic. And I can see myself headlining in 18 months or
less thanks to your course. You really cut out all the BS and myth that
goes on in the comedy world.
Thank You so much for being so generous and creating this course.
See Ya in Vegas,
Alba Sanchez
Bronx, New York
albasanchez.tv
With all my hard work I knew I had an act that would be a knock out!
Then I went on stage and performed the material I had written.
I couldn't believe what happened next...
Most of my material didn't work. The material that did work didn't work
well at all. I'm not talking about once or twice. I'm talking about
having below-average to poor performances on a consistent basis -- for
months.
I studied longer. I worked harder. I wrote and rewrote material. I
talked to every comedian who would talk to me, trying to get every
scrap of information I could to help make my act better. I practiced
more.
I put 110% into every performance. And after 6 months of seriously
working my butt off, I can honestly say...
I would get some laughs, but I had made little real progress. My act
was nowhere near the level I wanted it to be at. And working harder
without significant results only made my frustration grow even more.
I got to the point where I figured I had just one option left...
"I Just Couldn't Do It Any More"
It was a really hard decision for me - but I decided to quit stand-up
comedy. I had to face the cold hard reality. I just wasn't cut out to
be a comedian.
After months of study and hard work, I simply couldn't write great
jokes and I just figured I wasn't cut out to be a stand-up comedian.
Then a very strange thing happened...
I was teaching classes in the evenings to supplement my income. On one
particular evening, I strayed into a non-related topic and had the
class laughing so hard, the building manager came over to the room to
see what was going on.
This had happened before, but on this night, it really sparked my
attention.
What happened that night kept nagging at me. There was one thing I
just couldn't seem to figure out.
I could make a whole class full of people laugh so hard that they
couldn't hardly breathe....
But I couldn't even come close to that when I was on stage.
And the most puzzling part of all was...
I wasn't doing any of the prewritten jokes from my stand-up comedy
material in the class that night -- just like every other time I had
gotten really big laughs from a group I was teaching.
I knew I was on to something -- I just had to figure it out. I was
determined to find out why I could make people laugh when I was just
being myself, but when I got on stage, I was mediocre at best.
Well, I did figure it out...
"The Light Bulb Suddenly Came On!"
Immediately, I threw out almost all of my old comedy material.
I ignored everything I had read on writing and performing "jokes" and
started over. I began to create specific tools and techniques based on
my new discovery to develop comedy material.
Almost overnight, I had managed to work out an easy, step-by-step
system for developing and performing stand-up comedy material on
stage.
Did it really work?
Well, let me just say that the system was so powerful...
I went from struggling with a seriously lame stand-up comedy act at
open mikes to headlining 600- to 1500-seat theaters in less than 3
years after throwing out my jokes that had been poorly written "from
thin air".
Who Is Steve Roye?
* Here's a brief YouTube video of a stand-up comedy performance I did
just several years before I retired as a comedian:
* Here's a link to my own comedy resume that I used when I was
actively performing -- I'm retired and now focus on training others
on how to command the stand-up comedy stage.
* In 2003, I developed the Comedy Evaluator Pro software, which was
recently featured on the Showtime cable network in June 2010 in the
stand-up comedy documentary I Am Comic.
* I have been educating funny people in my radical approach to
stand-up comedy since 1995 and finally released the complete Killer
Stand-up Comedy System in 2001.
I am now proud to say that my system is being used by funny people
in over 20 countries around the world.
Here's a success story we recently received from a Killer Stand-up
Comedy System customer in Australia:
Hi Steve,
I wanted to let you know how it is all going for me. I purchased the
Killer Stand-Up system about 6 months ago. I had done a stand-up comedy
workshop and had been dared to enter a local comedy search competition.
I entered the heat and did okay with a PAR of 16 (9 seconds of laughter
per minute), but was surprised to be offered a place in a wildcard
heat.
By this stage, I had purchased the Killer Stand-up System.
I did some major refining work on my upcoming competition set. I won
the wildcard heat with a PAR of 22 (13 seconds of laughter each
min) only 3 weeks later!!
Having continued to refine my material and develop more using your
techniques, I am now hitting a new height with PAR's between 25 and 32
(15-19 seconds laughter per minute)!!
And in that magic set with the PAR of 32, 3 out of the 5.4 minutes
had over 20 seconds of laughter in them!! In fact, in that set, I only
spoke for just over 3 minutes. The rest was laughter and applause!!
I am looking forward to a lifetime of fun and financial freedom doing
something I sincerely love while helping people enjoy life all the
more.
I have much to thank you for, Steve. This is a scene where people are
unfortunately protective and suspicious and looking out for themselves.
You on the other hand have been free to share your knowledge, a mentor
who I have learned so much from.
Please let me know if you are ever coming to Australia.
Cheers and Peace,
Mark Gladman
Professional Comedian
markgladman
UPDATE: Mark is now approaching 50 on his PAR Score!
But that wasn't the only thing that happened...
"Everything Changed... Almost Overnight!"
Because I was able to figure out how to harness my own sense of humor
for the stage instead of writing lame jokes, I was able to easily
develop comedy material that was great for the corporate market.
I was also able to land speaking engagements, cruise ship gigs and
corporate comedy gigs for thousands of dollars.
When I was writing and performing my "paper-written jokes", it had
taken me months to come up with 10 minutes of material that DIDN'T work
well on stage at all.
After developing this system, the most shocking thing happened...
My real problem now was having much more killer comedy material than I
could use for the stage time I was given!
Soon, many other new (and not so new) comedians and speakers noticed my
vast improvement and started to seek me out for group and private
lessons. I didn't go to them; they came to me.
I'm not saying that all of this will happen to you. But I am willing to
share the system I've developed and uncovered along the way -- a system
you simply won't find in the popular books, courses or workshops on
stand-up comedy.
This system helped me go from a struggling new comedian to a headliner
working theaters to corporate functions and become an accomplished
speaker in less than 2 years...
I am now working to develop additional resources designed educate the
21st century comedy performer or speaker on how to quickly develop
comedy material, refine a killer comedy product and promote that comedy
product in the corporate markets in just months instead of years.
I am certainly not trying to toot my own horn here. But I do know what
really works for the naturally funny individual -- and I painfully know
from first hand experience what doesn't.
Here's the bottom line:
If you want to be a successful comedian, you need a cohesive and
deliberate system for getting solid, undeniable laughs when you perform
on stage.
You need the powerful tools and strategies that allow you to evaluate
your performances and make rapid adjustments for maximum impact on
stage.
"You Need A System That
Works For You Now!"
There is no single secret, tool, or formula that will make you a
successful comedian or speaker.
I tried to make the "joke formula approach" work by buying all the
books on stand-up comedy. The "conventional" joke formula and joke
writing methods simply did not work for me.
Any struggles you may be having now, whether as a comedian or speaker,
trust me -- I've been there.
When I started, I talked to seasoned comedians to find the answers I
needed. Besides saying "Just keep doing it - you'll get better," most
had little to offer in the way of solid information I could use to
build a killer act.
I literally spent hundreds of dollars on comedy workshops trying to
learn how to become a stand-up comedian with material that actually
worked.
I would showcase my act in comedy workshops, only to have the "comedy
expert" teaching the class tell me, "You've got great stuff. Now all
you need to do is make it funny."
Well, that was like asking me to grow another finger.
But I knew in my heart that I could be a great comedian if I just had
the tools, the knowledge - and a solid system that really worked for me
and my sense of humor.
"3 Essential Strategies
For Big Comedy Success"
So I started looking for trends and patterns common to all successful
comedians - comedians who could get "on a roll" and keep an audience on
fire with their act.
Every one of these comedians, whether they were aware of it or not,
were applying 3 Essential Strategies to get the results they wanted on
stage...
Every successful comedian uses the following 3 Essential Strategies in
some way familiar to them to deliver a killer act on stage:
They have a strategy for:
1. Producing large quantities of killer comedy material in the shortest
possible time
2. Testing, editing, and refining comedy material in the fewest
performances possible
3. Developing and maintaining ultimate stage comfort
This is your basic plan for success for developing a solid act as a
professional comedian or speaker who incorporates comedy into speeches
and presentations.
If you have all three of these bases covered, you have the greatest
chance for success in this business.
However, you must know how to get these strategies to work for you. The
good news is, it certainly can be done and there is a system that will
work to help you accomplish your comedy material development goals as a
comedian or speaker...
Not in months and years,
but in mere hours.
To get these strategies to work for you, you must utilize a customized
version of each of these essential strategies tailored for your own
unique sense of humor...
Strategies that are simply not offered in most stand-up comedy books or
comedy workshops.
Here's what another professional comedian had to say about the Killer
Stand-up Comedy System:
This is by far the best comedy writing system / platform /
seminar that I have seen to date.
The Author Steve Roye has given you over 700 pages of quality exercise
& techniques. But he does it in a non-exercise / technique / workshop
way!
There was one page (I will not tell you what it said) that was worth
ten times the cost of the book. If you are going to buy one book this
year, order the Interactive Writing Guide.
If you are a new kid on the block...
Order this system before you work another day. I have been writing &
performing for over ten years now, and I can say for sure that this
book has helped me become a better writer.
I say that from a guy who has 7 CDs and 3 books to his credit. Laugh at
my ramblings if you want, I am headed to the bank to make another
deposit and I have the best October of my life coming up.
Mike Williams
Professional Comedian
christiancomedian
No number of "secrets" will help you unless you orchestrate them into a
specific cohesive system for delivering the killer results you want on
stage.
But what you need is a tested and proven system for success that will
actually work to help you unlock your own unique, individual sense of
humor for the comedy stage.
The Killer Stand-up Comedy System
Instant Download Available Now!
Fortunately, there is a unique and powerful system for anyone who has a
sense of humor that will translate well on stage.
The Killer Stand-Up Comedy Interactive Writing and Performing Guides
provide the blueprint for a systematic, step-by-step process that
includes everything you need NOW for creating, developing, honing, and
performing a rock solid, killer act in record time.
It includes a massive arsenal of proven techniques that are designed to
help you capture and structure your individual sense of humor for the
stage and help you get measurable results!
"This Is NOT The Same Joke Writing Approach Grandpa Used"
Before we move on, let me speak frankly and honestly about what this
system is not:
* It's not a rehashing of the same old and tired "write 50 jokes a
day using formulas" approach.
This system represents the first new and unique approach in decades
for systematically creating and performing killer stand-up comedy
material.
Successful "joke writing" on paper can take years to master.
However..
High-impact stand-up comedy material can be developed in minutes
and hours instead of months and years by using the right system.
* I will not tell you that this system can make anyone funny on
stage.
No system can make somebody funny who doesn't have comedy talent to
begin with. No system can give you a better personality for comedy.
It doesn't matter how funny someone thinks they are, not every
sense of humor translates well on stage - regardless of what system
or methodology they use.
But here are the undisputable facts:
Headline level comedy professionals who consistently kill audiences
with maximum laughter get a minimum of 4 to 6 laughs per minute
throughout their ENTIRE act and...
Can generate 18+ seconds of laughter per minute (PAR Score 30+) as
measured by Comedy Evaluator Pro.
Note: This milestone is NOT arbitrary and is evidenced by simply
measuring the headliner comedian performance levels in ANY widely
distributed stand-up comedy CD, DVD, cassette tape, 8 track tape or LP
produced since 1955.
Check out the PAR Scores of some recognized Comedy Stars
That's what the Killer Stand-up Comedy System is based on - helping
you get a minimum of 4 to 6 quality laughs for every minute you are
on stage and the highest possible PAR Score when simply using your
own individual sense of humor and outlook on life...
Structured for your individual sense of humor.
Speaking professionals who maintain a PAR Score of 15 (45 seconds
of laughter for each 5 minutes of presenting) are on fire!
Whether you are a comedian or a public speaker, the fact remains:
The funnier you are, the greater your chances of success are!
* I will not tell you that you will be discovered and become a "star"
if you use this system. There is a long line and a long wait at
the comedy clubs for comedians who want to go that route unless
they are able to deliver a noteworthy, headliner level comedy
act.
But something to consider -- this system can give you the tools and
strategies you need to help you quickly develop a high-impact,
corporate ready act that is in great demand and highly marketable
if you are willing to promote yourself.
People who are using this system now are or want to be professional
comedy entertainers and understand that it will take effort to meet
their goals.
They are getting the results you want now - click here to review
some of the YouTube videos of comedians who are using this system
and have gotten measurable results.
And make no mistake -- there are tremendous opportunities for the
professional comedian who has a hilarious killer act working in the
right markets with the right act.
* This system is not a magic pill. Becoming a successful stand-up
comedian or a professional speaker takes a lot of discipline, work,
and dedication.
But the personal and financial rewards can be significant for those
who know how to develop and market a big laugh comedy act or
presentation -- no matter what "brand" of comedy they choose to
deliver.
Now if you are a naturally funny person and think you have what it
takes:
Here's another success story we recently received from a Killer
Stand-up Comedy System customer:
Hey Steve,
In January of this year I decided to get serious about my comedy
career. I have done a ton of research and bought a ton of books on how
to write and perform comedy.
I was disappointed to learn how hard it was, trying to write jokes out
of thin air. No wonder it takes 7 - 10 years to get good using
conventional comedy wisdom.
In despair, I continued my research and found the Killer Stand-up
Comedy System.
I had nothing to lose so I invested in your system and Oh My God...
Within a day I had written 6 pages of material. I learned the value of
your system and working with bulk material.
Thank you Steve for offering such a great value.
I have been trying some of my material on unsuspecting co-workers, WOW
what a hit. I have always been able to make everyone laugh, but now I
am making them laugh harder. I am far more confident now with my comedy
material then I was even just two weeks ago.
Once again, I have to thank you for your wonderful program!
Raymond Hoffman
Missouri
myspace/raymondhoffman
"Here's Where The
Rubber Meets The Road"
If you want a simple, easy-to-use, "no B.S." system for developing and
delivering an stand-up comedy act, speech or presentation that can help
you produce results based on your own unique sense of humor, you are in
the right place.
The Killer Stand-up Comedy System is based on years of research and
hard work in the field of stand-up comedy and spoken humor delivery.
When you're ready for the "real deal," this system provides the
following techniques and methods:
* How to produce mounds of bulk comedy material in minutes, instead
of days or weeks. Eliminate writer's block completely!
* Easy-to-use and effective methods for structuring what you have to
say for maximum impact on stage in the fewest words possible.
* The Secret Weapon and how I used it to completely eliminate stage
fright and increase stage comfort and confidence for myself in less
than 30 days.
* Sure-fire, easy-to-implement formatting techniques that will help
you ensure that you achieve and maintain 4 to 6 quality laughs per
minute when you perform.
* Dozens of multimedia examples. Examples of the methods and
techniques are clearly illustrated with dozens of multimedia
examples that help you make sure you are on the right track.
* A start-to finish, real 3-minute stand-up comedy bit is developed
and illustrated every step of the way - from the initial stages of
material development to the finished work as it was performed live
on stage (a multimedia clip of the finished bit is included).
* Simple, yet innovative procedures and techniques help to ensure you
have the 3 Essential Strategies that successful comedians use
locked down tight.
On top of that you also get...
My Zero Risk 60 Day
Money Back Guarantee
If the Killer Stand-up Comedy System cannot help you meet your comedy
material development goals...
There is no other system on earth that can do it for you. Period.
This step-by-step system is so simple and effective that if you can't
make it work, I don't want your money.
If this system doesn't deliver all that we say it will after a full 60
day review, I will refund your investment -- no questions asked -- even
if you are NOT really a naturally funny person and purchased my system
by mistake.
However, if you ARE truly a naturally funny person, here's what I have
to offer you that NO ONE ELSE can...
"Just The Tip Of The Iceberg"
The system I have been referring to is contained in complete
interactive multimedia courses called the Killer Stand-up Comedy
System: Interactive Writing and Performing Guides.
Here's just an additional taste of what these extensive guides have to
offer:
* Downloadable versions of the guides are available to you in minutes
which contain all the tools, techniques, and methods you need --
detailed in a step-by-step, easy-to-apply system.
* Find out which part of the comedy bit is more important than the
punchline when crafting a killer act. This one technique alone can
save you tons of time working on punchlines that would never have
had a chance.
* Effective tools and techniques for evaluating your progress on
stage. Most comedians use trial and error to find out if a joke
works or not.
This system shows you not only how to produce "bits" instead of
individual jokes, but also...
How to effectively evaluate your progress and rapidly make
adjustments to dramatically reduce the amount of stage time needed
to determine what works and what doesn't.
Without these evaluation techniques, you could possiby spend years
trying to craft an act that really works.
These techniques are in addition to incredible performance
evaluation data provided by the Comedy Evaluator Pro online
software.
* The real secrets to having the tightest act possible.
There are six key steps you must take to make your act tight enough
to get a minimum of 4 to 6 quality laughs per minute.
Power on stage comes from confidence in knowing you can get 4 to 6
laughs or more each minute almost every time you are stage.
* Success principles and strategies for thinking like a headliner
comedian even if you are just starting out. The mental aspects of
stand-up comedy are more important than the words you say.
If you want to win, you need to be thinking like a headliner now.
This system will show you how.
Here's another comment we recently received from an entertainer in
London:
Steve,
I would just like to say a big thank you for creating the Killer
Stand-up System.
I'm an actor of six years and as I was starting out I also began to
perform stand-up on the open mike circuit here in London.
I basically took the same five to ten minutes around for two years.
I struggled to make my material work because of my slavish dedication
to writing techniques.
One stand-up comedy workshop I took even banned me from using the words
"and" & "but"!!
I was always funnier off stage. I could never seem to capture that. So
I've been reluctant to go back to stand-up as I couldn't produce the
material.
Now I'm 28 and I didn't want to take five years out of my life and not
get anywhere.
I'm English, so I'm cynical by nature, but after I stumbled across your
website and subsequently purchased the Killer Stand-up Writing and
Performing Guides, I realised just how great the content really is!
Your advice makes a lot of sense. I've only recently started using them
and already I'm beginning to realise my problem will genuinely be
getting enough stage time.
I know you don't know me, but I wanted to pass on my gratitude.
I am really looking forward to putting all the techniques and advice to
good use. I may even be headlining two years from now with the right
amount of application and hard work.
Thanks a lot!
Jason Peck
jasonpeck.co.uk
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PS. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who hear
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Steve, I want this to be my best year in comedy ever!
PPS. If you still have any doubts about what the Killer Stand-up Comedy
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Another comment about the Killer Stand-up Comedy System from a client
in Germany:
Steve! I've got to definitely thank you for helping make a
childhood dream of mine come true. I just gotta share this with you.
Around six years ago I decided to finally give my dream a run for the
money. I had always wanted to do comedy and always made people laugh at
parties and get-togethers.
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before the comedy boom died or I did.
My age was actually not my biggest problem though. I am an American but
I am living in Germany, a country noted for it's different type of
humor.
Not only that, but their comedy culture is so different from ours too.
They don't have comedy clubs in every city like in the states and the
kind of comedy they did was mainly cabaret.
Along with buying every "How To" book on comedy I could get my hands
on, I decided to try out for a "Comedy School" they had here. I thought
after doing my first few Open Mic's I was ready, only to be told that I
should return to my day job because I wasn't funny enough. Talk about
bombing! I was just about to give up.
Then I ran across an ad for your Killer Stand-up Comedy System. I
decided to just download the freebies. I couldn't believe what I was
reading!
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started to rework my material.
Naturally everyone told me I would fail, no-one knew my name, I had
never been on TV, who would come to see me? So I bought the complete
Killer Stand-up Comedy System and started consulting directly with
Steve.
One of the best ideas he gave me was to start my own Comedy Show if I
wanted more stage time. So that's exactly what I did. I created
"Hollywood's Comedy Nights".
After several shows in German, I decided to try an all English show,
which once again hit on nothing but negativity. To make a long story
short, the show was sold out and was visited by several prominent
guests.
The promoters of the "Cologne Comedy Festival" (Europe's largest
mainland Festival with over 200 comedians in 120 different venues)
invited my show to participate in the festival that year. We did and
again it was a sell out. It was then that I decided to focus on the
English shows.
This year will be our fifth consecutive year in the festival and we are
expanding our show into several other cities. We have had hundreds of
different comedians in our show now, from the UK, Canada, USA,
Australia and New Zealand. And yes, we even have Germans performing in
our shows now, in English.
I've had many of my German colleagues comment on the fact that my act
in English is better, but bringing down the house at a recent event (in
German) with an audience of over 1200 people made them eat their words.
Now, I just explain to them about the Killer Stand-up Comedy System and
tell them to get it.
So, if you're wondering if it is worth it, the answer is YES! Without a
shadow of a doubt this will be the best investment you can make in your
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Steve is the master of making it easy to understand and telling it like
it is. Follow his guidelines in the Interactive Performing and Writing
Guides and you will put together an act in no time at all or improve
the your current routine.
So Steve, thanks again for making dreams come true!
Johnny Hollywood
Professional Comedian
hollywoodscomedynights
Steve, I want the Killer Stand-up Comedy System NOW!
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